Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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