I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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