Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
Randomize
