dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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