I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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