so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
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