Kiss
Puke
Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
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