Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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