it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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