Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
Well I just put wine in my tea
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
Randomize
