So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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