That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
Randomize
