Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
Just puked most of my soul out..
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