obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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