Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
Man, jail baloney is awful.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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