TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
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