Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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