I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
Cover your peen. We're going out.
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
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