Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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