Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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