I drank like a thousand beers last night and my poo is solid, not gross like usual. I think this means I've grown up.
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
We have started to decorate penises.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
my god I love twenty year old dicks
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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