Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
