I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
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