member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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