"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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