i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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