I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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