If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
Randomize
