just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Last time i carry you out of a forest
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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