i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
are you so shy because you have an std?
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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