Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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