Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
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