What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Those nachos came to me in a dream
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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