We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
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