Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
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