Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
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