wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
Randomize
