..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
You don't make any sense
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