Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
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