I heard we made out
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
Babe! I just farted and I swear to jesus lord christ that it sounded like ur name! Ok, more like Meeatt but still... awesome.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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