Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Randomize
