Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
I just had sex on a roof
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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