is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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