how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
Randomize
