i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Randomize
