I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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