belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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