Christians are straight up FREAKS
bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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