But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
I am available for nakedness
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
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