No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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