So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
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