i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
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