i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
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