You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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