We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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