Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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