so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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