He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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