I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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