so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
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