: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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