Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
and you fell through a lawn chair
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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